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Don’t Fall Victim to the Unkempt Beard Catastrophe!

Don’t Fall Victim to the Unkempt Beard Catastrophe!

Ready to up your beard game?
Don’t Fall Victim to the Unkempt Beard Catastrophe!

Members of Special Forces are as at home in austere, battlefield environments as they are rubbing elbows with state officials. As imperative as body armor and bullets are to succeed in a physical engagement, a well-groomed and professional demeanor is when the occasion arises. Vainglory Beard Clay provides protection for your beard through the worst of fights, while also giving you control over an unruly beard, because they need to be taken seriously, no matter what.

Growing a beard may come easily for some men (if that’s you, congratulations! You’re well on your way to becoming a refined savage man). But does beard grooming come naturally? Perhaps you’ve never tamed your facial hair with product, and that’s ok. We’re going to let you in on a little tip: for the well-manicured savage, using beard clay is the way to go. 

Beard clay? What’s that?

Don’t worry Demi, we’re not Patrick Swayze-ing you with our clay. Beard clay is a product that provides shape to your beard without the stiffness of wax. It’s designed to give you a professional appearance without looking like you spend all day in the salon. You don’t need to apply more than just a small dollop throughout your beard to reap the benefits. But you must be disciplined! Make it a habit. Applying beard clay is a necessary step in your daily routine so you won’t get caught with hairs in your mouth or looking unkempt in the beard department ever again. Take control of the situation (and your facial hair).

“Instead of letting the situation dictate our decisions, we must dictate the situation.” 

Jocko Willink

Created by Veterans

Remember the image from the beginning of this article? The concept of VainGlory beard clay was born while men were fighting in the harshest of climates, under the most extreme circumstances, and some were even consorts to future presidents and heads of state. Our creator was a Special Forces (Green Beret) medic, who took relaxed grooming standards seriously. 

Everyday use

When people meet you, the first thing they do is look you in the eye and shake your hand. Don’t be fooled - they also notice the rest of your face. When you have a beard, you have to be sure you’re making a good first impression. First off, make sure your beard is clean and groomed. Then add product. By using Vainglory beard clay, you can be sure you have a civilized beard, even if you’re a savage man.

Ready to up your beard game? Getting beard clay is just a click away.